[bksvol-discuss] Re: OT humor for my reading friends
- From: Cindy <popularplace@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: bksvol-discuss@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Mon, 19 Jun 2006 00:35:10 -0700 (PDT)
lol--it's cute, Lissi, and gave me a chuckle.
Cindy
--- Estelnalissi <airadil@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Dear Friends,
>
> Below is a bit of humor a friend who puts up with
> the fact that when I'm not reading I'm talking about
> reading.
>
> I'm not starting a trend. I'm only passing this on
> because it's about a reader. I don't come across
> much readers' humor.
>
> It is for adults, so you may not want to read any
> further, but there are no bad words and I don't
> think it's grubby or tacky, just funny. But humor is
> subjective, so please don't take this seriously or
> read it if you suspect it isn't for you. Please
> either laugh with me or excuse me.
>
> Always with love,
>
> Lissi
>
> Never argue with a woman
> ....
> One morning the husband returns after several
> hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.
> Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> decides to take the boat out. She motors out a
> short distance,anchors, and reads her book.
>
> Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up
> alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am.
> What are you doing?"
>
> "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't
> that obvious?")
>
> "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs
> her.
>
> "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm
> reading."
>
> "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I
> know you could start at any moment. I'll have to
> take you in and write you up."
>
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with
> sexual assault." says the woman.
>
> "But I haven't even touched you." says the game
> warden.
>
> "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For
> all I know you could start at any moment."
>
> "Have a nice day ma'am." and he left.
>
> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's
> likely she can also think.
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