Hi Tim, They're cruel but funny, Why can't a Gorilla play the Trumpet? Because they are far too sensitive.What is the diffference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road?
A: The squirrel might have been on his way to a gig. Steve W----- Original Message ----- From: "Tim Burgess" <tim@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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The oldies are the goldies: Q: What's the difference between a 12-inch pizza and a jazz drummer? A: The pizza can feed a family. Best wishes. Tim Burgess Raised Bar Ltd Phone: +44 (0)1827 719822 Don't forget to vote for improved access to music and music technology at http://www.raisedbar.net/petition.htm -----Original Message----- From: ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Steve Wicketts Sent: 17 December 2010 11:04 To: ddtots Subject: [ddots-l] Re: Fwd: Want a music industry career? It helps to be rich Hi Tim, we all know It's always been hard making a living when your a musician hence all the dodgy jokes. What do you call a Guitarist without a girlfriend? Homeless. What's the definition of a successful Guitarist? His girlfriend has two jobs. Well off to sell my piano as I fancy a KFC lol. Before I go, my favourite music joke: How do you know when a karaoke singer is at your Dorr? They can't find their key and don't know when to come in. Steve W----- Original Message ----- From: "Tim Burgess" <tim@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Friday, December 17, 2010 9:19 AM Subject: [ddots-l] Re: Fwd: Want a music industry career? It helps to be rich Hi, I'm a representative on our regional Musicians Union committee and these figures look about right. The Union have a banded membership fee structure that is based on your music-related income (this is based on trust, believe it or not) and the huge majority of the membership fall into the lowest band. In the current climate it's very hard to get regular work, even for those with amazing skill levels, and we have some regulatory issues that don't help. In London, the Metropolitan Police require venues to provide the contact details of any performing artists as they perceive any gig to be a possible location for public disorder - the Union are challenging this as an infringement of civil liberties, as there's no evidence to back the claim. I'm now waiting forr the rise of another punk movement as the antidote to the over-polished, bland pop (pap) we're being fed and as an extension of the mounting unrest in this country. OK, so now I've made myself sound like some extreme revolutionary (which I'm not, by the way), you can decide if you want to take a musical life seriously - chances are that you'll be broke and victimised, but you'll have a far more interesting life than if you'd worked 9 to 5. Best wishes. Tim Burgess Raised Bar Ltd Phone: +44 (0)1827 719822 Don't forget to vote for improved access to music and music technology at http://www.raisedbar.net/petition.htm -----Original Message----- From: ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Chris Smart Sent: 16 December 2010 20:18 To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Cc: blind-recordists@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx; jsonar@xxxxxxxxxx Subject: [ddots-l] Fwd: Want a music industry career? It helps to be rich Just passing this on. Recently, Berklee College of Music in Boston released a study claiming to give accurate salary expectations in various areas of the music industry. No surprise, this document is in a /parents sub-directory on their site, since it's just a marketing tool for the people with the creditcards. Please see below for some interesting and startling statistics from the UK, probably closer to reality! Chris
The Guardian (UK) points out the recently released Berklee salary survey: "the study's salary figures for musicians appear optimistic to me. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that Berklee College of Music is reliant on thousands of students enrolling in its music programmes. The reality facing the majority of its students and the thousands of music students at colleges and universities across the UK when they graduate isn't quite as rosy. Once past the first hurdle of actually getting a job, they may find that club gigs often pay nothing at all. Some promoters even demand that you pay to play. According to the Musicians' Union, 87% of its members are making less than £16,000 a year. For songwriters, the prospect of making a sustainable living out of writing is even less likely: 90% of PRS for Music members earn less than £5,000 a year. This indicates that being independently wealthy is a serious advantage if one wants to make music a full-time occupation." Furthermore, according to a study recently conducted by the UK-based Word Magazine, a majority of charting British pop and rock artists were educated in private, tuition-based schools. The magazine found that 60 percent hailed from schools requiring annual tuition, academic admissions, connections, or all of the above. Yet overall, just 10 percent of the general population enjoys such privilege. Even crazier, just one percent of charting British artists claimed the same pedigree in 1990. So, instead of bands like the Smiths, Oasis, and the Stone Roses, the current mainstream milieu includes well-reared artists like Lily Allen, Mumford & Sons, Coldplay, Florence Welch and La Roux. Digging deeper, Allen attended the pricey Bedales, at £9,240 ($14,357) per term, while Welch attended the Alleyn's School, whose per-term commitments push past £4,430 ($6,883). As it's revealed 40 per cent of them went to public school... why are today's pop stars so posh? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1336029/Posh-pop-stars-Lily-Allen
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Behind the music: Want a music industry career? It helps to be rich http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2010/dec/10/behind-music-industry
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