This reminder just in from ScoutMan central:
GTD’s might want to bring a wheel barrow or hand truck to facilitate moving
gear to their respective campsight AND moving firewood to the respective
FireMan bonfire. A wheelchair tournament/race was proposed, perhaps a
Rughead walking stick three legged race? What could go wrong?
TarpMan also mentioned the likelihood of THEMAN coming by to count heads
and measure interpersonal distancing in accordance with the random whims of
those that know better for us all, until they move that goalpost. I
suggested we could each bring a hog and feed the revenuer to them in a time
honored bootlegger fashion but that was voted down by a majority of
ScoutMan, who’s way more civilized than me. There may also be a request
for group ID upon entering the state/fed park for those coming in for the
day, black armbands with a golden crown will be issued for ease and
rapidity of identification by THEMAN (keep in mind it is for your own good).
Meanwhile, I’ll be smoking a couple of pork shoulders (totally unrelated to
the revenuer/hog feeding) on Saturday in anticipation of Pam and a few
other spousal units coming down for a bit of an €tB memorial complete with
some of his ashes (or maybe some from the bbq? at any rate there will be
ashes). Spousal units are expected to crash for the evening at the Comfort
Inn just North of our campground and leave the GTD’s to fish, play
mumbly-peg or whatever level of respectful debauchery we’ve come to enjoy
or tolerate per each comfort level. Any spousal units will be required to
figure that shit out for themselves, as most have some level of contact or
can get it.
Hopefully Brian will bring his ax as drinking and wood chopping was a
pleasurable enough past time, though the firewood supplier is likely
building his own firewood kiln to dry said firewood after hearing from
SCOUTMAN for bringing us green wood last October. Poor guy probably is
having nightmares, I’ll let him know he’s lucky to be able to dump the
firewood and not stack it in order of size, species and % moisture content
with SCOUTMAN as our receiving clerk!
Looking for a good time with all the dudes regardless of regulation... or
deregulation.
Dickhead21
"Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom
fate brings you together, but do so with all your heart."
MARCUS AURELIUS
You guys are all the best! (just some a little better than others… lest we
get a little over sentimental :o)
