Ace/KD,I am belly laughing and just read this whole chain to Mary. Miss this
humor in academia!You guys are the best. Sorry for the unembellished, denuded
prose
Rico aka OB
On Tuesday, February 18, 2020, 07:23:56 AM PST, gar.wright77
<gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Ace, You had me rolling on the floor. Before I surrender, just wanted to say
that i hope your avidity for braille reading is on par with your mellifiousness
and loquacity.
KD
Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone
-------- Original message --------From: Dwayne Junker
<djunker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> Date: 2/18/20 7:10 AM (GMT-08:00) To:
sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [sogagg] Re: FW: Nomination for consideration -
another pathetic future member of SOGAGG
KD/I’ve spent a significant amount of time thinking about this…having just read
it.
In terms of sending along the braille letter to the entire Society – to tell
you the truth, I just can’t see it happening… (wait for it…).
When the letter arrives, I intend to wrap it around the grip of my driver and
read it incrementally over the length of the next outing.
I’ll advise after I get home and finish my house chores, which are directly
related to my uxorious nature.
Cheers,
/Ace
Dwayne N. Junker
Senior Advisor
Office of the President
Epsilon Systems Solutions
(O) 619-702-1700
(M) 619-279-2008
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>On Behalf Of
gar.wright77
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2020 8:52 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: FW: Nomination for consideration - another pathetic
future member of SOGAGG
Ace,
Just sending this email DIRECTLY to you, (using this All-SOGAGG email address),
so we can keep our PRIVATE conversation just between us, without sharing it
with the entire list of recipients on the "all-SOGAGG" list for this PRIVATE
(e.g. YOUR EYES ONLY) email. Also forwarding a separate chain letter letter to
you, via all the other SOGAGG members, written in braille, that covers this
same information.
Anyway, wanted you to know that I found your use of the word "perspicacity" to
be both sagacious and symphonious.
Yours in BIG words.
KD
Sent from my Verizon, Samsung Galaxy smartphone
-------- Original message --------
From: Dwayne Junker <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>
Date: 2/17/20 7:24 PM (GMT-08:00)
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: FW: Nomination for consideration - another pathetic
future member of SOGAGG
KD/You’ve uncovered the error of my ways, to wit: The font, the bloody font!!
I forgot to enlarge it to 150 (and then there’s the yellow background also…).
Where was my head? That’s a rhetorical question by the way – expecting no
answers (as a matter of fact, hoping for no answers)….
I refer your “Quick Question” to our resident IT expert, OB (nee: “Swamp Fox”)
whose professional perspicacity in manners of this sort is unmatched. My own
humble opinion is you’re absolutely right since you are not alone in this view
(no names though)!
I wonder if the answer might be….braille.
/Ace
From:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf ;
Of Gar Wright
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2020 6:23 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: FW: Nomination for consideration - another pathetic
future member of SOGAGG
Ace,
Am thinking that your email request which had the following notes:
“PRIVATE VOTE”
and
”Provide your vote todirectly to me….”
and
without including any other SOGAGGers
may have been too subtle….. After all, you ARE dealing with SOGAGG….. :J
Quick Question: When I have theSOGAGG@xxxxxxxxxxxxx in the “To” line of my
email, thatonly goes to you, and none of the other SOGAGGers see it, right???
J
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf ;
Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2020 9:48 AM
To: 'SOGAGG'
Subject: [sogagg] FW: Nomination for consideration - another pathetic future
member of SOGAGG
SOGAGG Colleagues,
I direct your attention to the original email on this thread where WOXOF has
put forth Carl Robbins as a candidate for membership in our august group.
Further to WOXOF’s nomination email below, Carl is known to a several of us,
has played at least two rounds with the Society and possesses numerous laudable
qualities (which absolutely has no bearing on this nomination) and an
impressive number of questionable traits (which certainly bodes well for his
application).
Historically, we’ve done this viaprivate vote so there is no chance of a biased
result, which, with our group, would be highly unlikely but regardless, this is
the method we use.
Please provide your vote to medirectly at any of the following email addresses
and, again, please do not include any other members in your reply (did I
mention that earlier?):
· dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx
· djunker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Once all votes are received, I will advise all hands. I will save all voting
emails in case anyone wishes to see them. Remember, it requires a two-thirds
affirmative vote to pass.
Take care,
/Ace
From:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf ;
Of bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Monday, February 17, 2020 9:31 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx; sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Nomination for consideration - another pathetic future member
of SOGAGG
SOGAGGers, In recognition of the low standards that we have established under
ACE's vision and leadership (and maintain with pride), I wish to place into
nomination a locally born, raised and "currently living" in San Diego "avid yet
mediocre" golfer.
His name is Carl Robbins. He was born to his unlucky parents over 60 years ago
here in San Diego. In school, his grades were poor at best but he was an All
County Middle Linebacker and he somehow graduated. Instead of going to Stanford
on a Football Scholarship, he went to San Diego State on a Fishing Scholarship.
After he graduated with a degree in Fisheries Management, he went to sea as a
NOAA Fishing Observer with the local Tuna Fleet. There he learned his now famed
fishing skills. He is truthfully THE FINEST fisherman, fresh or salt water I
have ever met. He is also a world class diver and underwater photographer,
having swam and solo filmed large sharks, whales and other slimy salt water
creatures.
To support his fishing and diving and developing golf excesses, he actually
took a job with the US Government and for many years, would tell one office he
was at the other office, while, in truth, he was fishing or diving or golfing
somewhere else. Just ask Rules.
What may get his nomination "over the top" or at least luke-warm consideration
in my warped mind, is that Carl, over many many years, has purchased excessive
amounts of the most expensive and inexpensive golf related gizmos and gadgets
all guaranteed to improve his golf game as probably anyone on Earth. They have
all failed.
I quietly asked Carl a number of months ago what he thought of the SOGAGG Gang
.. and he said, "NOW THOSE ARE MY KIND OF PEOPLE". What was he thinking !!! He
certainly gets marked down for bad judgement.
Even so, please consider Mr. Carl Robbins as a potential future member of
SOGAGG. Thanks. WOXOF (aka Bobby and TBD)
