Chi Chi – So good of you. I appreciate it as I appreciate you and all the
SOGAGG family. Thanks so much.
A thought about KD’s beautiful prose: Suppose…just suppose now for a
second…that it ISN’T KD. Stay with me now, here’s the theory: Is it possible,
or even PROBABLE, that it’s Mary acting as his ghost writer???? Recall, she’s
a highly rated professional who is required to both educate and inform
government entities of different levels, and do so both verbally and in
writing. A coincidence you say? I’m just throwing it up against the wall to
see how much sticks………
Cheers,
/Ace
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Behalf Of Dennis Choquette
Sent: Saturday, February 8, 2020 11:00 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Happy Birthday wishes to our Beloved Leader!!!
Ace
Happy Birthday 🍸🎂
All the best and enjoy the sick SOGAGG humor that is bound to abuse you on this
very very special day.
Touché to KD for compiling all of those wonderful quotes of wisdom from some
famous and not so famous individuals.
Warmest Regards
Chi Chi
Sent from my iPhone
On Feb 8, 2020, at 09:19, Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
<mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> > wrote:
Happy Birthday Ace!!!
I think that I am speaking on behalf of ALL of your SOGAGG colleagues (friends
and admirers all) when I say that we know that this is a big day, as you are
one year closer to shooting your age. (But since you founded SOGAGG, it’s
become clear to all of us that we have a better chance at reaching our age than
reaching the green in regulation.) In any event, we hope that you have a
wonderful day today, and we look forward to getting out on the links with you
again real soon.
Word of your special day has rapidly transited around the globe. Here are just
a few of the many special well wishes that have come in from your many fans:
“Birthdays are a lot like golf. Forget the score and just keep swinging.” --
Roy McAvoy (played by Kevin Costner in “Tin Cup”)
“Love the SOGAGG shirts!! We’re keeping our eye on you!!! (Not the camera
mind you. But we need a little humor in between commentary)” -- Jim Nance and
Sir Nick Faldo (golf channel announcers)
“Make sure to use a ‘designated driver’ on your birthday.” -- John Daly (golf
professional and Budweiser spokesman)
“Got an opening in my next golf article. Need someone from SOGAGG to
demonstrate the “before lesson” swing. Got any recommendations? Happy
Birthday Ace. -- Butch Harmon (world’s #1 ranked golf teaching professional)
“It’s never too late to be what you want (unless it’s a “good golfer). We’ve
seen you (and those other “SOGAGG” guys) play, and we’re doing all that we can
to avoid charging your group double the annual membership fees……. -- Mark
Newell, (USGA President).
“Birthdays are good for your health. Studies have shown that people who have
more birthdays live longer.” -- Yogi Berra (American philosopher)
“Concentrate…, straight left arm…, slow take-away…, Bombay Sapphire martini…..,
Keep the head still…. Just a bit of advice for your birthday.” -- Peter J.
Carr (President, Bacardi North America)
“If it goes left it’s a hook. If it goes right it’s a slice. If it goes
straight – it’s a miracle. Keep making miracles!! -- Jorge Mario
Bergogliio (aka Pope Francis)
“Like your score card, remember a birthday is only a number….” Richard Branson
(famous high school dropout)
“To the greatest golfer (with your same social security number) ever…. Always
with grace and style (the outfit not the golf swing….). Often gets a hole in
one (of his putts….) -- Anonymous
So on your special day, remember: It’s time to “par tee”!!!! Hope you have
a round of golf planned today and look forward to getting you out there again
for some link action!!
Fondest wishes,
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>