Shaft,
Happy Happy BDay. I hoist a social distance beer in honor of this special
Reuter’s event :-)
Stay Healthy,
Rico aka Swamp
On Mar 22, 2020, at 10:42 AM, Dwayne Junker <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx> wrote:
SOGAGG Colleagues,
Bulletin just received:
---San Diego, CA 22 March 2020--- Reuters News Agency
By staff writer Bennie Bagadonuts
Reuters is reporting a worldwide emerging event that does NOT involve
COVID-19. According to news reports from San Diego, California, local
authorities there are responding to reports of a possible positive event
occurring.
If substantiated, this would represent the first of this type in nearly a
week. Mayor Faulkner has authorized the activation of the “Positive Event
Response Center” and teams are forming at the time of this report.
Unofficial sources have informed Reuters that the source of this anomaly may
be a single individual who is allegedly connected to a secretive organization
whose roots are embedded in a mission to destroy the earth one chunk at a
time, obliterate social protocol while in public settings and unnecessary
waste the time of management personnel of certain venues while expelling
members of the group into the parking lot and issuing cease and desist orders.
One citizen, who wished to remain anonymous, hypothesized the catalyst for
this departure from the current crushing weight of negativism that has
enveloped the globe goes by the name of “Shaft SOGAGG” or some derivate of
that moniker. He further stated his standing within this alleged secret
society appears to be of some purport as rumor has it he is the only member
who possesses his own theme song.
This is breaking news with more to follow when received.
/Ace
