Happy Bday Shaft, can't wait to to escape lockdown and chase it around with you
again soon.We sure have a lot of March Bdays in SOGAGG, hmmmm maybe we can plan
a March vs the rest golf challenge in the near future. Hopefully we won't
have to do it virtually. Just got back from the grocery store and was wondering
what it means if your product is the last one of the store shelves...Sorry for
the ramblings, probably have cabin fever as I'm now looking around for some
matchsticks.sHank.
-------- Original message --------From: Dwayne Junker <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>
Date: 3/22/20 10:42 AM (GMT-08:00) To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, Carl Robbins
<carlrobbinssd@xxxxxxxxx> Subject: [sogagg] Rite of Passage SOGAGG Colleagues,
Bulletin just received: ---San Diego, CA 22 March 2020--- Reuters News AgencyBy
staff writer Bennie Bagadonuts Reuters is reporting a worldwide emerging event
that does NOT involve COVID-19. According to news reports from San Diego,
California, local authorities there are responding to reports of a possible
positive event occurring. If substantiated, this would represent the first of
this type in nearly a week. Mayor Faulkner has authorized the activation of
the “Positive Event Response Center” and teams are forming at the time of this
report. Unofficial sources have informed Reuters that the source of this
anomaly may be a single individual who is allegedly connected to a secretive
organization whose roots are embedded in a mission to destroy the earth one
chunk at a time, obliterate social protocol while in public settings and
unnecessary waste the time of management personnel of certain venues while
expelling members of the group into the parking lot and issuing cease and
desist orders. One citizen, who wished to remain anonymous, hypothesized the
catalyst for this departure from the current crushing weight of negativism that
has enveloped the globe goes by the name of “Shaft SOGAGG” or some derivate of
that moniker. He further stated his standing within this alleged secret
society appears to be of some purport as rumor has it he is the only member who
possesses his own theme song. This is breaking news with more to follow when
received. /Ace
