Me three.
On Dec 15, 2017, at 4:27 PM, Doug Twining <doug.twining@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
I shall be there.
DT
On Dec 14, 2017, at 8:55 PM, ken dorren <kdorren22@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
For those interested in some food on the way to Mt Woodson, there is a
McDonald’s at
10628–10714 Scripps Poway Pkwy
San Diego, CA 92131
United States
Meet around 6?
Shaft
Sent from my iPad
On Dec 14, 2017, at 2:31 PM, Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Now Pago Pago isn’t letting us in???? I thought that we were only banned
from the main island, but still could go back to visit the coral atolls
(escorted and fully bonded, of course). Clearly some of the damage we were
being blamed for by the Ili’Ili’ golf pro had been done by a Tsunami
several years earlier. And by the way, that particular incident with the
humpback whale was really not our fault…..
At some point, we’re going to need to invest in better disguises…..
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2017 2:08 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
KD/It’s this sort of pithy thinking that has made this society so unique,
and also more than explains why we are persona non grata in 17 states plus
the Virgin Islands and Pago Pago. Still, the revelations you have
presented along with the piercing questions you have put forth, well, you
know – they need to be addressed… Thus I’m bringing this email with me to
the outing and once the round is complete we will go through each to
determine closure. This should become pretty hilarious after the third
pitcher of beer.
By the by, Hazard mentioned he’s never played the course before. Doesn’t
the first timer always bring the anti-snake venom….? You all probably
are aware of that time a couple years ago when Docho got bit by a rattler
on the back nine of Mount Woodson? We tried everything but despite our
best efforts, the snake died……
Cheers,
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Thursday, December 14, 2017 6:36 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
Ace,
Your generosity continues to be legendary, (as is your choice in friends –
but that is another matter, and quite frankly – very concerning…..). I
look forward to a very memorable day of camaraderie, amity, and poor
judgement.
A couple of notes and questions, if I may:
· I too hope that “Bagger” can make it. You mentioned that you
thought he was on your list. I want to assure you that he is on many, many
lists. (e.g. TSA watch list, Equifax “winner’s” list, IRS audit list,
etc….)
· Will “Hazard” will actually driving the golf cart? If so, have
you teamed him with sufficient horsepower to pull one of these vehicles out
of the woods? (I noticed that you actually put “Woods” in the same
foursome, so am assuming some thought went into that). I have a clean
change of clothes in case there is another mudding accident….
· Got it on the green golf shirts. Just remember that OB has to
take “Pedie” out once in awhile, otherwise there is chaos at home….
· Having been the one responsible for suggesting “Docente Ocho” as
a callsign (I thought it meant “28”), after finally researching the actual
meaning of the word, “Docente” is roughly translated to mean “teacher”. So
in reality, “Docente Ocho” means “teacher of eight”. I am assuming, (based
upon personal observation), this means that “Docente” will continue to
teach us all how to score an “8” on a hole. I know that this will be
revealing to some (who have been known to get a much higher score than that
when the conditions are right….)
· Will “Axe” be bringing more deodorant? It’s been 2 years, and
while I haven’t yet used all of mine, (based upon a commitment to shower at
least every other week), would like to know when to expect the next
deodorant delivery.
· Want to let “Rules” know that I just received the current edition
of the SCGA handbook, and couldn’t find anything in there about the kinds
of situations that we normally get into (like how much to tip the beer cart
person, playing your shot after your partner has backed the cart over your
golf ball, who goes first when everybody has shanked their 2nd shot into a
yard with a very angry Doberman presiding….)
· “Ace” – will you be wearing bright colors so we know where you
are? (The green shirt might make it difficult to see you when you’re not
in the fairway – as unusual as that may sound…..)
· Will “Shaft” be bringing his own music?
· Will “Divot” be required to take one of these?
· Does “OB” know that he can play from “inside” the white stakes?
· Can “sHank” stay focused when he’ll probably only see his fellow
players on the tee box and (maybe) the green?
I hope that these, and other important questions, will be answered on
Saturday, as you have so graciously gathered us together to prove once
again that hopeless frustration with friends is so much better than
hopeless frustration alone….
“Satis Semper Malum”
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2017 11:13 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] SPGAGG December Outing - Mount Woodson
Society Members,
We’re good to go for our December SOGAGG outing at Mount Woodson Golf
Course on Saturday, December 16, 2017.
Note: You need not check in. I’ll have settled already and will have the
arrangements for the carts, etc. taken care of.
Teams and tee times:
0704:
· Axe
· Shaft
· Rules
· OB
0712:
· Knockdown
· Docente Ocho
· Divot
· Ace
0736:
· SHank
· Bagger
· Woods
· Hazard
Shirts: Green
It’s going to be a great day. Don’t forget it’s SOGAGG; Golf is just the
medium we use to have fun, relax and enjoy each other’s company.
Best to all,
/Ace
Dwayne N. Junker
Senior Advisor
Office of the President
(W) 619-702-1700
(M) 619-279-2008
