Love this. Wonder what it would take to get a group rate for SOGAGG. Might
need a hand from the folks at Mercedes. Do you think they would let us in if
everyone bought a new S Class?
Just a thought.
Lob
From: <sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> on behalf of Dwayne Junker
<dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>
Reply-To: SOGAGG <sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Saturday, November 14, 2020 at 1:25 PM
To: SOGAGG <sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [sogagg] THE MASTERS
SOGAGG Colleagues,
Just in case you didn’t know, compliments of Jim Lasswell.
They have almost as many traditions (and idiosyncrasies) as SOGAGG….
Cheers,
/Ace
The Masters
In 1934 Bobby Jones requested the USGA to host the US Open at Augusta. USGA
said no.
Angry at the rebuff. Bobby Jones and Cliffort Roberts decided to have their own
event, which
became the Masters. The Masters is not a Championship of anything.
"You are the winner of the Masters".
The Masters is one of the most unusual events in sports.
It's all about tradition, and it's defined by a set of odd rules and customs
that just don't exist outside of Augusta National. It's great.
We compiled the oddest traditions that make the Masters and Augusta one of a
kind.
Food prices are ridiculously low.
Tipping is banned.
Cell phones are prohibited at all times and cameras are not permitted during
the tournament.
It's one of the only places in the U.S. where there are long lines for
payphones.
There's a huge fence around the course to keep out animals. There has been one
deer sighting in the last 65 years.
Only four minutes of commercials per hour are allowed during the
broadcast and no blimps are allowed.
TV commentators are not allowed to refer to fans as "fans" or "spectators" They
are to be called "patrons," and the rough is to be referred to as the "second
cut."
The Masters banned CBS broadcaster Gary McCord in 1995 for saying,
"They don't cut the greens here at Augusta, they use bikini wax."
Players had to use local caddies provided by Augusta until 1983.
Players are allowed to use their own caddies now, but they have to wear the
Augusta uniform — green hat, white jumpsuit.
Like many golf courses, there is good fishing at Augusta National,but the
players don't like to talk about it because it is forbidden.
In2011, Monte Burke of Forbes interviewed golfers about the best
fishing spots on the PGA Tour.
When Augusta was brought up, he described their responses as"squeamish" and
they only admitted to hearing there were some good spots.
A former caddie was willing to tell Burke that the best spots are the creek in
front of the 12th hole ("full of bream"; seen above)and the pond at the 16th
hole ("brimming with bass").
Fans, oops, we mean patrons, aren't allowed to wear their hats backwards
Patrons can bring collapsible chairs to sit on, but those chairs are not
allowed to have armrests.
Running is not allowed, unless you are a player.
Grounds crew members used to wear hard hats.
There is an odd myth that the grounds crew at Augusta packs the
azalea plants with ice if spring comes early. The idea is that this
will keep the plants from flowering too soon before the tournament.
There is a house located in the middle of the Augusta National parking lot
because the owners refuse to sell it. The family has reportedly turned down
"millions."
You can't apply to become a member at Augusta.
It's nearly impossible to become a member at Augusta. You have to be nominated
by a current Augusta member, and new initiations generally
aren't accepted unless someone quits or dies. The total membership hovers
around 300.
Augusta is closed in the summer to keep the course in pristine shape.
Even the press conference podium is immaculate.
Players are given a brand new Mercedes for use during the week.
Golf cart drivers who are hired to drive the players around Augusta National
also pick up the golfers at the airport in the Mercedes they will be using. The
cars also have a number in the back window so that employees can always
identify the players by which car they are in.
You can go to jail for selling tickets.
Twenty-four people were arrested outside Augusta in 2012 for trying to scalp
tickets.
The course is insane about who it lets into the tournament and it's illegal to
sell tickets within 2,700 feet of the gates.
You can only ask for autographs in one part of the course.
Fans always line the ropes at big tournaments in hopes of getting a signature.
But this is tougher to do at Augusta.
You can only try and solicit an autograph on the Washington Roadside of the
clubhouse, near the practice facilities.
The bunkers at Augusta are filled with mining waste.
You know those pristine white bunkers?
They're actuallycomposed of waste product from the mining of aluminum,according
toGolf.com
Basically, there's this company that mines feldspar (rocks) for aluminum.
This process produces waste in the form of really bright, pure quartz —
that's what Augusta uses..
The old media center was enormous.
Augusta opened a new media center this year and it is gorgeous.
The course used cows as lawnmowers in the 1940s.
A close-up picture of the fairways at Augusta.
Augusta is its own universe with a tenuous connection to the outside world.
But WWII affected Augusta just like it did the rest of the country.
During the war, Augusta didn't have the manpower to maintain the
course, so they set 200 cattle loose on the grounds in hopes that they would
"trim" the grass by eating it.
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