In a message dated 8/1/02 8:42:14 AM Central Daylight Time, RubyThroat@xxxxxxx writes: > But.........he must > possess one of the world's largest bladders, so go to the powder room > before > heading out on one of his teaching forays. Gees, I'm dying here folks, first I'm put down for birding at a carwash, then accused of not ever going to a car wash (I have receipt from 1998 somewhere), but where else am I going to train my Starlings, can't a man make an honest quarter? Besides if your vehicle had 285,000 miles on it and everything worked, the motor and transmission never had a bolt turned on them, would you do anything to jeopardize that streak. I had to retire my 2nd Trooper II at 385,000 just after I washed it, so? Now Bob Sargent accuses me of having a hollow leg and Hap reveals my one weakness in this world............... Heck, I'm supposedly doing a program for that Great Bristol, TN Bird Club and they scheduled it on FRIDAY THE 13TH (no chainsaws allowed) plus the powers to be would not even let them hold the meeting in the state of TENNESSEE and on top of that I had planned to do a program on BANDING and PHISHING. Give me a break, Der old and getting older Coot. =================NOTES TO SUBSCRIBER===================== The TN-Bird Net requires you to sign your messages with first and last name, city (town) and state abbreviation. ----------------------------------------------------- To post to this mailing list, simply send email to: tn-bird@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx ----------------------------------------------------- To unsubscribe, send email to: tn-bird-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Topographical Maps located at http://topozone.com/find.asp * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Visit the Tennessee Ornithological Society web site at http://www.tnbirds.org * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * TN-Bird Net Owner: Wallace Coffey, Bristol, TN jwcoffey@xxxxxxxxxx (423) 764-3958 =========================================================