[ddots-l] Re: The cellist is the strangest of humans called musicians.
- From: "Nickus de Vos" <bigboy529@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2010 22:15:16 +0200
Lol! I herd a simular one about a drummer wanting to be a bassest but ending up
in the chemist insted of the music shop. How do you know if the stage is level?
You look at the drummer and check if his drooling out of both sides of his
mouth.
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Subject: [ddots-l] Re: The cellist is the strangest of humans called musicians.
From: "Annabelle Susan Morison" <foristnights@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: 18/12/2010 18:50
Funny Stuff! LOL LOL LOL!
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Behalf Of Steve Wicketts
Sent: Saturday, December 18, 2010 8:47 AM
To: ddtots
Subject: [ddots-l] The cellist is the strangest of humans called musicians.
If you're a gal and play cello, it greatly reduces the amount of time you
can accumulate in really short skirts.
A man went into a novelty shop and saw an item that caught his fancy almost
immediately. It was a stuffed rat. The man couldn't take his eyes off it,
and
finally asked how much it cost. The answer was "$79.95, but if you buy it,
you can't return it for any reason." The man thought this was a bit odd, but
he was really taken by the stuffed rat so he bought it.
As he headed down the street with the stuffed rat, several live rats started
following him. He thought this was really odd, but he kept walking. Within
a few blocks, he had a huge pack of rats behind him. When he got to the
river, he threw the stuffed rat into the river, and all the live rats jumped
into
the river and drowned.
The man returned to the shop. As soon as he walked in, the owner said "I
told you you couldn't return the stuffed rat!"
The man said "No! I don't want to return it! I was wondering if you had any
stuffed cellists."
A cello player decides that he's had enough of being a cello player --
unappreciated, all those silly jokes. So he decides to change instruments.
He goes into a shop, and says, "I want to buy a violin."
The man behind the counter looks at him for a moment, and then says, "You
must be a cello player."
The cello player is astonished, and says, "Well, yes, I am. But how did you
know?"
"Well, sir, this is a fish and chip shop."
Steve W
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