Ace - Well proclaimed in documenting the Society’s detailed rationale and
reckoning in arriving at a new moniker for the previous member known as OB.
Quite frankly I was laughing as I read it out loud.
Swamp - May your trousers, undergarments and personnel items remain dry and
free of and toxic water, all the days that you live. Speaking from someone
that was originally named Doglegs, the name change has made me a better person
and Society member. I am sure you will feel the same after a few rounds with
the Society. Looking forward to teeing it up with you soonest.
Best Shaft
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From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> on behalf of
Dwayne Junker <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>
Sent: Friday, March 13, 2020 6:26:34 PM
To: 'SOGAGG' <sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>; Carl Robbins <carlrobbinssd@xxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [sogagg] Call Sign Change: OB
OB,
Your SOGAGG colleagues wish to provide you news of an historic nature.
DECLARATION
Having spent the past five weeks in secret discussions relative to your
“unfortunate incident” while participating in a fully sanctioned SOGAGG outing
at Oaks North Golf Course and:
Whereby you, having disregarded the laws of nature and, ultimately standard
hygiene caused a perfectly good golf cart (and related contents) to roll into a
reportedly semi-toxic body of water, and
Whereby a large number of fowl present at the time on the surface of the water
were both fouled and traumatized by your loud and foul language, and
Whereby several members of your group sustained injuries associated with this
incident via pulled muscles while either laughing, rolling on the ground, or
both, and
Whereby you having removed your trousers to wring them out displayed a green
and yellow candy-striped Speedo with markings reading “Mr. Carlsbad Beach Stud,
Sixth Place, 1998,”
Therefore, it is proclaimed that we, the remaining members of SOGAGG do hereby
declare your “OB” call sign null and void and award you the new and far more
appropriate call sign of “Swamp.”
New shirts will be ordered and you will be expected to present yourself attired
in your new gear, even if they have not yet been delivered. It’s expected that
you are well aware of the penalty for not doing so.
You having been a Society member for many years will fully understand that
life’s experiences tend to create shifts of this sort. The Society felt this
decision relative to your “event” shall be classified as “a no-brainer.”
Yours in the Society’s constant quest for everlasting embarrassment of its
members, I am,
/Ace
