“Swamp”,
I will regret to my very last days on this earth the fact that I missed seeing
you emerge from that smelly bog on such an historic day -- a day that is
indelibly burned into the memories of so many of our distinguished colleagues.
The only saving grace for me is the coincidental (and blissful) opportunity to
avoid what undoubtedly will be years of professional therapy that is going to
be the destiny for so many of our hapless golf brethren who will be spending
countless sleepless nights trying to “unsee” a certain striped green and yellow
speedo….. (PLEASE…., no need to forward pictures…..).
On second thought – am ok with all of this….. J
Anyway -- Congratulations and all the best,
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Rick Cassoni
Sent: Friday, March 13, 2020 5:55 PM
To: 'SOGAGG'; Carl Robbins
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Call Sign Change: OB
Ace,
I thought that I wrung out my pants where no one could see my speedo. I do
apologize to my grouping for the sustained injuries due to belly laughs and
rolling on the ground and to the fowl for the fowl words. My hepatitis just
cleared from the semi-toxic water just in time for Covid
Sounds like I will be purchasing beer not being in the uniform of the day with
a wrong Call Sign. Hope it takes as long to get my shirts as it does for TBD
Carl.
Thank you for sharing the official declaration of historic nature. I am going
to have to have a long talk with Petey now to retire the shirt. I assume line
outs with initials will not suffice for being in proper attire.
Carl,
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Welcome to SOGAGG!
Rico aka OB aka Swamp
On Friday, March 13, 2020, 05:26:08 PM PDT, Dwayne Junker
<dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx> wrote:
OB,
Your SOGAGG colleagues wish to provide you news of an historic nature.
DECLARATION
Having spent the past five weeks in secret discussions relative to your
“unfortunate incident” while participating in a fully sanctioned SOGAGG outing
at Oaks North Golf Course and:
Whereby you, having disregarded the laws of nature and, ultimately standard
hygiene caused a perfectly good golf cart (and related contents) to roll into a
reportedly semi-toxic body of water, and
Whereby a large number of fowl present at the time on the surface of the water
were both fouled and traumatized by your loud and foul language, and
Whereby several members of your group sustained injuries associated with this
incident via pulled muscles while either laughing, rolling on the ground, or
both, and
Whereby you having removed your trousers to wring them out displayed a green
and yellow candy-striped Speedo with markings reading “Mr. Carlsbad Beach Stud,
Sixth Place, 1998,”
Therefore, it is proclaimed that we, the remaining members of SOGAGG do hereby
declare your “OB” call sign null and void and award you the new and far more
appropriate call sign of “Swamp.”
New shirts will be ordered and you will be expected to present yourself attired
in your new gear, even if they have not yet been delivered. It’s expected that
you are well aware of the penalty for not doing so.
You having been a Society member for many years will fully understand that
life’s experiences tend to create shifts of this sort. The Society felt this
decision relative to your “event” shall be classified as “a no-brainer.”
Yours in the Society’s constant quest for everlasting embarrassment of its
members, I am,
/Ace
