SOGAGG Colleagues,
With one vote yet to be received, the current tally stands at 14 yea's and
two abstentions and therefore by will of this body, Becky Hank is approved
for membership in the Society of Golfers Against Good Golf. May God rest
her soul.
Axe, assume you will do the honors in informing Becky of her devalued status
within society along with the required shirt size.
Action items for all hands: Becky's nickname. As tradition dictates, an
incoming member is not allowed to either pick or influence the moniker that
he or she will be required to bear throughout their tortuous existence
within these ranks of hapless and wayward golfing wannabes. Golf-related
call signs are always appreciated as are those words or phrases that
highlight the individual's shortcomings and/or trials and tribulations
witnessed before, during or after our outings. I ask for your inputs
soonest and once we've arrived at a consensus, I will arrange for the
shirt(s).
Best to all,
/Ace
