Congrats to Becky on her induction into the elite SOGGAG community of generally
poor golfers. Before leaving SD, I had the privilege of enjoying Becky's
company a number of times on the links and at the 19th hole. Her golfing skills
and determination were impressive especially considering she had SHANK in tow.
Since I do recall that Becky would routinely beat up on us men, I would
recommend the moniker "BIRDIE" be considered by the membership.
Cheers
Chi Chi
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On Jul 6, 2017, at 12:27, Dwayne Junker
<dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx<mailto:dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>> wrote:
SOGAGG Colleagues,
With one vote yet to be received, the current tally stands at 14 yea’s and two
abstentions and therefore by will of this body, Becky Hank is approved for
membership in the Society of Golfers Against Good Golf. May God rest her soul…
Axe, assume you will do the honors in informing Becky of her devalued status
within society along with the required shirt size.
Action items for all hands: Becky’s nickname. As tradition dictates, an
incoming member is not allowed to either pick or influence the moniker that he
or she will be required to bear throughout their tortuous existence within
these ranks of hapless and wayward golfing wannabes. Golf-related call signs
are always appreciated as are those words or phrases that highlight the
individual’s shortcomings and/or trials and tribulations witnessed before,
during or after our outings. I ask for your inputs soonest and once we’ve
arrived at a consensus, I will arrange for the shirt(s).
Best to all,
/Ace
