SOGAGG Colleagues,
Whereas there being 20 yea's and no nay's, it is therefore the will of this
body that Brian Bowden and Robert Pennoyer stand approved for membership in
the Society of Golfers Against Good Golf. May God have mercy upon their
souls.
Divot, as their sponsor, please do the honors in informing these unfortunate
"honorees" of their devalued status amongst the community along with
obtaining their required shirt size so I can place the order. Please
include SOGAGG as CC.
Action items for all hands: Robert and Brian's nickname: As tradition
dictates, an incoming member is not allowed to either pick or influence the
moniker that he or she will be required to bear throughout their tortuous
existence within these ranks of hapless and wayward golfing wannabes.
Golf-related call signs are always appreciated as are those words or phrases
that highlight the individual's shortcomings and/or trials and tribulations
witnessed before, during or after our outings. I ask for your inputs
soonest and once we've arrived at a consensus, I will arrange for the
shirts.
Best to all,
/Ace