Esteemed SOGAGG Colleagues, I had the great "honor" of playing with Brian and
Robert in our recent Oaks North Golf Tournament. They were both "wonderful"
golf partners. That being said and with "HOOKS" already taken by the amazing
and soon to be much poorer Mr. Carl Robbins, I would like to "suggest" the
callsign of "Hi Draw" for Robert. I must tell you quite honestly, he hit some
of the most amazing, eye watering hi draws with his 3 Hybrid that I thought I
was watching a golf channel teaching video. Alas and unfortunately, those Hi
Draws were all hit on straight away holes. At least the time we spent in the
shade "looking" decreased the potential for sunburn. So "humbly" I suggest Hi
Draw as a potential callsign for Robert. Wishing I could hit a Hi Draw, WOXOF
Now for Brian … not sure, but he sure did hit a lot of Eight Irons … from 125
yards to 195 yards !!! "Eight Iron" has a nice ring to it as in "He's got an
Eight Iron … Cinderella story …. etc."
-----Original Message-----
From: "Dwayne Junker" [dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx]
Date: 07/05/2020 04:50 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Nomination of Brian Bowden and Robert Pennoyer for SOGAGG
Memebership
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- From: "Dwayne Junker" <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>
- To: <sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 5 Jul 2020 13:48:52 -0700
Whereas there being 20 yea's and no nay's, it is therefore the will of this
body that Brian Bowden and Robert Pennoyer stand approved for membership in
the Society of Golfers Against Good Golf. May God have mercy upon their
souls.
Divot, as their sponsor, please do the honors in informing these unfortunate
"honorees" of their devalued status amongst the community along with
obtaining their required shirt size so I can place the order. Please
include SOGAGG as CC.
Action items for all hands: Robert and Brian's nickname: As tradition
dictates, an incoming member is not allowed to either pick or influence the
moniker that he or she will be required to bear throughout their tortuous
existence within these ranks of hapless and wayward golfing wannabes.
Golf-related call signs are always appreciated as are those words or phrases
that highlight the individual's shortcomings and/or trials and tribulations
witnessed before, during or after our outings. I ask for your inputs
soonest and once we've arrived at a consensus, I will arrange for the
shirts.
Best to all,
/Ace
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