SOGAGG Colleagues,
Whereas there being 19 yea's and no nay's, it is therefore the will of this
body that Carl Robbins stands approved for membership in the Society of
Golfers Against Good Golf. May God have mercy upon his soul.
WOXOF, as his sponsor, please do the honors in informing Carl of his
devalued status amongst the community along with obtaining his required
shirt size so I can place the order.
Action items for all hands: Carl's nickname: As tradition dictates, an
incoming member is not allowed to either pick or influence the moniker that
he or she will be required to bear throughout their tortuous existence
within these ranks of hapless and wayward golfing wannabes. Golf-related
call signs are always appreciated as are those words or phrases that
highlight the individual's shortcomings and/or trials and tribulations
witnessed before, during or after our outings. I ask for your inputs
soonest and once we've arrived at a consensus, I will arrange for the
shirt(s).
Best to all,
/Ace
