Gut busters. I think I have grown up Larry in some of my classes :-)
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From: Gar Wright <gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, March 12, 2016 8:25 AM
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Thank You!!
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{}#yiv6871979107 This is good for some chuckles.
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.She started her
class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few
seconds, Little Larry stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid,
Larry?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why
do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother,
who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked
Larry 'Giving up?' The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in
class. She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and
44?'Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!' Larry's
kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they
saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of
the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a
wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to
capture him.' Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture ?
" Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his
father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's
legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you
doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,I have to make
sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Larry, looking
worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom ..... I hope Larry
brightened your day! Gar Wright(cell) 619-733-3309(fax)
619-435-0747gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2016 8:05 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Thank You!! KD/You’ve captured it perfectly. A
quintessential SOGAGG day where fellowship, friendship and relaxed,
non-threatening golf ruled the day.May there be many more,/Ace Dwayne N.
JunkerSenior AdvisorOffice of the President(W) 619-702-1700(M) 619-279-2008
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2016 4:58 PM
To: SOGAGG
Subject: [sogagg] Thank You!! My fellow SOGAGGers, Just a note to say how
great it was to see ALL of you today, and how special it is to be part of this
wonderful group. I particularly want to thank DJ for organizing AND
sponsoring today’s day of frivolity -- too generous and kind as usual. It was
also delightful to have Mr. “Docho” purchase the ever-important 19th hole
beverages, (that will teach you to be low net!!!!!) And finally, how special
it was to have “Axe” and “Rules” (looking so well after their respective
surgeries) join us on the 18th and 19th holes -- and to have our beloved
“working stiffs” (namely “Skully”, “Old Slice”, “Divot”, and “Trek”) take time
away from their busy careers to get out there with us again today. Looking
forward to the next opportunity to get everyone back together!!!!! I’ll put my
thinking cap on for another event prior to our annual Vegas sojourn, and will
be in touch with some ideas. In the meantime – many thanks to all of you!!!!!
Warmest wishes, KD Gar Wright(cell) 619-733-3309(fax)
619-435-0747gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx