I think he grew up to be Larry the Cable Guy. Really funny.
DT
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On Mar 12, 2016, at 8:33 AM, Dwayne Junker <djunker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
You’re the man, Larry! I’m now good to go for ammo at my next four or five
Bonita Optimist Club meetings…
/DJ
Dwayne N. Junker
Senior Advisor
Office of the President
(W) 619-702-1700
(M) 619-279-2008
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Saturday, March 12, 2016 8:25 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Thank You!!
This is good for some chuckles.
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A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand
up!'
After a few seconds, Little Larry stood up.
The teacher said, 'Do you think you're stupid, Larry?'
'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!'
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Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face.
'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked.
'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the
cream with a tissue.
'What's the matter, asked Larry 'Giving up?'
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The math teacher saw that Larry wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, 'Larry! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?'
Larry quickly replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station
where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted
criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really
was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives
want very badly to capture him.' Larry asked, "Why didn't you keep him when
you took his picture ? "
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Little Larry attended a horse auction with his father.
He watched as his father moved from horse to horse,
running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Larry asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?'
His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses,
I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Larry, looking worried, said, 'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .....
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I hope Larry brightened your day!
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Dwayne Junker
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2016 8:05 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Thank You!!
KD/You’ve captured it perfectly. A quintessential SOGAGG day where
fellowship, friendship and relaxed, non-threatening golf ruled the day.
May there be many more,
/Ace
Dwayne N. Junker
Senior Advisor
Office of the President
(W) 619-702-1700
(M) 619-279-2008
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Friday, March 11, 2016 4:58 PM
To: SOGAGG
Subject: [sogagg] Thank You!!
My fellow SOGAGGers,
Just a note to say how great it was to see ALL of you today, and how special
it is to be part of this wonderful group. I particularly want to thank DJ
for organizing AND sponsoring today’s day of frivolity -- too generous and
kind as usual. It was also delightful to have Mr. “Docho” purchase the
ever-important 19th hole beverages, (that will teach you to be low net!!!!!)
And finally, how special it was to have “Axe” and “Rules” (looking so well
after their respective surgeries) join us on the 18th and 19th holes -- and
to have our beloved “working stiffs” (namely “Skully”, “Old Slice”, “Divot”,
and “Trek”) take time away from their busy careers to get out there with us
again today.
Looking forward to the next opportunity to get everyone back together!!!!!
I’ll put my thinking cap on for another event prior to our annual Vegas
sojourn, and will be in touch with some ideas.
In the meantime – many thanks to all of you!!!!!
Warmest wishes,
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
