[TN-Bird] Fw: Re: Where's Wally?

  • From: "Anna Varney" <arvarney@xxxxxxx>
  • To: "tn-bird" <tn-bird@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2002 18:13:33 -0600

TN-Birders,

I'm away for one day, I come back and now I'm really confused about this 
message posted on TN-Birds.  I guess I shouldn't have chewed on the Big W last 
year for not responding ASAP to a bird question I wrote him about.  Something 
silly about not seeing White-breasted Nuthatches at one house in the woods 
while the other house in the woods has them all around.  Finally, the Big W 
responded and told me that I had better back off or else.  Now, I see its come 
back to haunt me.  Now there are more WB Nuthatches at the second property then 
at the first.  But, still I think someone named Merry has been in the holiday 
cheer BIG TIME a little before the holidays.  HIC  Nell Moore, what have you 
done to deserve seeing your name in this posting?

Then, all the discussions on cats killing birds and people killing birds and 
dogs killing cats and the lack of natural predators because of man-management 
and everyone kissing and hugging and checking their sex and then...Merry stops 
the thread of messages...Its just not fair.  Well, fuey!  To anyone who cares 
to read this-my four cats stay inside for THEIR own good!  Of the 50+ miles I 
travel on a daily basis I am constantly reminded that cat or dog VS 
vehicle=splatter.  Since I started paying attention to the bird life around me 
I found another good reason to keep the critters inside.  But, I will say that 
one of my cats-when she was the outdoor type never brought many dead birds 
home.  She did, though, attack and latch onto a poodle type mutt on a leash one 
day.  The owner would walk the dog by our house in the Fish Camp in Punta 
Gorda, FL everyday and let the dog pee on our car tires.  Well, the cat had 
enough of this nonsense and waited patiently for the dog and owner to appear.  
When they did she sunk her claws into the dog.  The owner was trying to get the 
cat off of his dog by SWINGING both the leashed dog and cat around.  Needless 
to say, the owner found a new route to take his dog on.

Anna Varney
Summertown, TN     

----- Original Message -----
From: Wallace Coffey
Sent: Wednesday, December 18, 2002 10:12 AM
To: Tenn Birds
Subject: [TN-Bird] Re: Where's Wally?


Susan :

Don't feel alone.  I tried reaching Wally by phone last month and kept  
getting a busy signal.  He must have been there :-)   I think he is
mad at me.  I think he doesn't want to talk to me.  He is an angry
sort of dictator here on TN-Birds and won't let anyone do everything
they want to.  I really don't like him but, heck,  I don't have to deal
with him because he won't return my e-mail messages.  He edits
everything I try to put online.  He makes fun of me and Anna Vareney
and Nell Moore on line and they really get mad at him.  He is mean.

Recently, I was commenting on how long it takes him to respond to
an e-mail message and that I thought he had a new address.  Anna
Varney and Nell Moore each told me not to get all excited and  
concerned.  Anna said she had waited four months for him to reply
and Nell said it had been so long she just gave up.  I think he gets
busy and puts things off.

I don't think he has shunned a charming gal like you.  From what I
hear,  you are a nice person, great birder and a fun gal in the field.
I remember Wally telling someone one time about you serving pudding on
the yellow line in the middle of the road because they showed you
a 100% guranteed life Swainson's Warbler.  He must think you
are wonderful.

Here are two secrete  e-mail addresses you may try him at.  I'm sure he
will get at least one of your messages.   He may respond to you
at one of these special addresses.  Don't let others on TN-Birds
know that I gave you these special, personal e-mail addresses.   
And promise not to let him know I gave them to you.  He would
shun me for months.  He would take me off of TN-Birds and make
fun of me publically and talk bad about me at TOS meetings.
Wally would kill me if he found that out.  Anna and Nell would tell
you that it might be the middle of next summer before you year
from him.  But go ahead and use his special e-mail addresses:

jwcoffey@xxxxxxxxxx    and  jwcoffey@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Of course you know he hides behind that jwcoffey@xxxxxxxxxx
address so he doesn't have to respond to the rest of us low life
people here on TN-Birds that he thinks are beneath him.

Do you know him?   I'd like for you to introduce me to him.  I
think he is really cute.  He is a great looking guy.  I hear he
has a beard.  Is that true?  Chris Sloan said he was the best  
birder in Tennessee.  Jeff Wilson said he didn't think he was  
that good of a birder.  Ken said he use to have a crush on  
Robbie Hassler when he was young.   I wished he'd have a  
crush on me know that he is old.....Don't keep your fingers
crossed on an e-mail from Wally ;-)

Mary Christmas to you.....

Merry




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