Hooks,Always great when a name is a two-fer (fishing and potentially golf
course related).Look forward to teeing it up and splitting beer tabs until our
shirts come in :-)
I could not say it better than WOXOF so I will just quote "Welcome, welcome,
welcome HOOKS to as fine a bunch of folks and mediocre golfers as was ever
assembled. You will love the ride. WOXOF"
Ciao,
Rico aka Swamp
On Wednesday, March 25, 2020, 11:45:42 AM PDT, bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx
<bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Dear Mr. Robbins, We regret to inform you that your application to Harvard
has been rejected, and we do not wish to discuss why nor do we wish to ever
have contact with you again. Goodbye ! Oops, sorry, wrong letter, but right Mr.
Robbins. Dear Mr. Robbins, On behalf of the esteemed Society of Golfers Against
Good Golf (SOGAGG), it is my distinct honor and privilege to announce that the
"members", after much contemplation and discussion, have awarded you your
extraordinary and appropriate SOGAGG Name. HOOKS … Congratulations. This name
for eternity will emblazon your three "soon to be delivered" SOGAGG golf
shirts which you will wear with exceptional pride at all future SOGAGG events
(not all three at once, but the one color singled out for each event). Ace, our
"visionary leader", will no doubt, slowly (very very slowly) let you know some
of our traditions that are associated with great golfing and great post golf
celebrations. Rules, our "keep us honest", handicap manager, will let you know
how to establish and maintain your current handicap … Ghin, Ghif, Ghost, Gory,
Gneiss .. one of the above. HOOKS .. that name has kind of a ring to it … one
can envision the launch angle and direction of your drive at the first hole and
with you as a right handed golfer, seeing that ball explode off the tee box,
116 mph swing speed, 22 degree launch angle, 1528 spin rate and then, seeing it
initially start powerfully down the middle of the fair way and then, oh dear,
then as the closed club face begins to effect the ball flight, it begins to
turn to the left, slowly at first, then rapidly accelerating to the left, high
and left, very high and very left …. and then landing dead center in the lake
bounding the fairway (to the left). HOOKS, the perfect name for high left ball
flight and also simultaneously perfect for fishing in that lake, or any body of
water, fresh or salt. You get it by now, I'm sure. Welcome, welcome, welcome
HOOKS to as fine a bunch of folks and mediocre golfers as was ever assembled.
You will love the ride. WOXOF
