Hooks - hear ye, hear ye, welcome aboard as a member of SOGAGG, wonderful news.
Looking forward to teeing it up soon with you. The free beer after the round
isn’t bad either. May all you shots be hooks and not slices.
Best Shaft
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On Mar 25, 2020, at 11:45 AM, "bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx"
<bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Dear Mr. Robbins, We regret to inform you that your application to Harvard
has been rejected, and we do not wish to discuss why nor do we wish to ever
have contact with you again. Goodbye !
Oops, sorry, wrong letter, but right Mr. Robbins.
Dear Mr. Robbins, On behalf of the esteemed Society of Golfers Against Good
Golf (SOGAGG), it is my distinct honor and privilege to announce that the
"members", after much contemplation and discussion, have awarded you your
extraordinary and appropriate SOGAGG Name.
HOOKS … Congratulations. This name for eternity will emblazon your three
"soon to be delivered" SOGAGG golf shirts which you will wear with
exceptional pride at all future SOGAGG events (not all three at once, but the
one color singled out for each event).
Ace, our "visionary leader", will no doubt, slowly (very very slowly) let you
know some of our traditions that are associated with great golfing and great
post golf celebrations.
Rules, our "keep us honest", handicap manager, will let you know how to
establish and maintain your current handicap … Ghin, Ghif, Ghost, Gory,
Gneiss .. one of the above.
HOOKS .. that name has kind of a ring to it … one can envision the launch
angle and direction of your drive at the first hole and with you as a right
handed golfer, seeing that ball explode off the tee box, 116 mph swing speed,
22 degree launch angle, 1528 spin rate and then, seeing it initially start
powerfully down the middle of the fair way and then, oh dear, then as the
closed club face begins to effect the ball flight, it begins to turn to the
left, slowly at first, then rapidly accelerating to the left, high and left,
very high and very left …. and then landing dead center in the lake bounding
the fairway (to the left).
HOOKS, the perfect name for high left ball flight and also simultaneously
perfect for fishing in that lake, or any body of water, fresh or salt. You
get it by now, I'm sure.
Welcome, welcome, welcome HOOKS to as fine a bunch of folks and mediocre
golfers as was ever assembled. You will love the ride. WOXOF
