Hooks,
Welcome aboard! I doubt we'll ever see the drive so vividly described by
W0X0F, but I'm sure you can live up to the name. Looking forward to seeing
you out on the links.
Woods
On Wed, Mar 25, 2020 at 12:14 PM Dennis Choquette <drchoquette@xxxxxxx>
wrote:
Congrats Hooks,
Looking forward to teeing it up in the near future and enjoy that frosty
cold adult beverage on you during this out of uniform period....
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;o)
Chi Chi
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*From:* sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> on
behalf of bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx <bobclark914@xxxxxxxxxx>
*Sent:* Wednesday, March 25, 2020 11:45 AM
*To:* SOGAGG <sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
*Subject:* [sogagg] Distinct Honor and Privilege - Ahem/Amen
Dear Mr. Robbins, We regret to inform you that your application to Harvard
has been rejected, and we do not wish to discuss why nor do we wish to ever
have contact with you again. Goodbye !
Oops, sorry, wrong letter, but right Mr. Robbins.
Dear Mr. Robbins, On behalf of the esteemed Society of Golfers Against
Good Golf (SOGAGG), it is my distinct honor and privilege to announce that
the "members", after much contemplation and discussion, have awarded you
your extraordinary and appropriate SOGAGG Name.
HOOKS … Congratulations. This name for eternity will emblazon your three
"soon to be delivered" SOGAGG golf shirts which you will wear with
exceptional pride at all future SOGAGG events (not all three at once, but
the one color singled out for each event).
Ace, our "visionary leader", will no doubt, slowly (very very slowly) let
you know some of our traditions that are associated with great golfing and
great post golf celebrations.
Rules, our "keep us honest", handicap manager, will let you know how to
establish and maintain your current handicap … Ghin, Ghif, Ghost, Gory,
Gneiss .. one of the above.
HOOKS .. that name has kind of a ring to it … one can envision the launch
angle and direction of your drive at the first hole and with you as a right
handed golfer, seeing that ball explode off the tee box, 116 mph swing
speed, 22 degree launch angle, 1528 spin rate and then, seeing it initially
start powerfully down the middle of the fair way and then, oh dear, then as
the closed club face begins to effect the ball flight, it begins to turn to
the left, slowly at first, then rapidly accelerating to the left, high and
left, very high and very left …. and then landing dead center in the lake
bounding the fairway (to the left).
HOOKS, the perfect name for high left ball flight and also simultaneously
perfect for fishing in that lake, or any body of water, fresh or salt. You
get it by now, I'm sure.
Welcome, welcome, welcome HOOKS to as fine a bunch of folks and mediocre
golfers as was ever assembled. You will love the ride. WOXOF
