[ddots-l] Re: New synth
- From: clarence griffin <goldfingas@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2010 09:59:24 -0400
you really need to go in to
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On Mar 14, 2010, at 12:29 AM, Bryan Smart wrote:
> Doubt it.
>
> That blerb didn't excite me too much. Yawn.
>
> Anywhere, USA - for immediate release.
>
> YetAnotherCompany.com releases world's 10,000th virtual analog modeling
> softsynth. The new mega supreme Analog Destroyer X hybrid wavetable modeling
> softsynth has all of the features that you've been missing in the other 9999
> virtual analog softsynths you already own, like flashy new graphics, 100
> banks of unusable factory default presets made by supposedly famous
> electronic music artists from MySpace, and includes our new obscuretech
> modeling engine.
>
> Many virtual analog softsynths model the actual circuits of your favorite
> classic synths. However, the new obscuretech (TM) modeling engine models the
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> sounds, but always stay so in tune and thin. No more! True realism is here
> with the new Mega Supreme Analog Destroyer X. Every three minutes, the main
> tuning frequency of the Mega Supreme Analog Destroyer X synth will
> automatically drift by a random amount that is based on the current
> temperature of your CPU. This helps to simulate that wonderful frequency
> beating that gave analog synths their character. Also available as a VST
> effects plug-in, the built-in LeakTronic effects processor recreates that
> essential characteristic hiss of amplification, and accurately simulates
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>
> Do away with the clean and sterile sound of your tracks! Waste your time like
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>
> Bryan
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
> Behalf Of Greg Brayton
> Sent: Saturday, March 13, 2010 11:52 AM
> To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
> Subject: [ddots-l] New synth
>
> I got this in a news letter. Just wondering if it's accessible now, or if
> David will be scripting for it or any info any one has reguarding this new
> soft synth.
> The info on the synth is below.
>
> Blurring the lines between hardware and software synths, the FXpansion Synth
> Squad Elite Pack offers incredible synth sounds, without all the hassles
> associated with hardware synths. Perfect for fans of Rapture, the FXpansion
> Synth Squad Elite Pack features three modeled synths-Strobe, Amber, and
> Cypher created from meticulously engineered circuit models and designed from
> the ground up to take all the abuse you can dish out.
>
>
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