[ddots-l] Re: New synth

  • From: "Phil Muir" <info@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: <ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2010 08:08:01 -0000

Bryan, your post really made me laugh.  LOL! 


 
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-----Original Message-----
From: ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
Behalf Of Bryan Smart
Sent: Sunday, March 14, 2010 5:30 AM
To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [ddots-l] Re: New synth

Doubt it.

That blerb didn't excite me too much. Yawn.

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-----Original Message-----
From: ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On
Behalf Of Greg Brayton
Sent: Saturday, March 13, 2010 11:52 AM
To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [ddots-l] New synth

I got this in a news letter. Just wondering if it's accessible now, or if
David will be scripting for it or any info any  one has reguarding this new
soft synth.
The info on the synth is below.
 
Blurring the lines between hardware and software synths, the FXpansion Synth
Squad Elite Pack offers incredible synth sounds, without all the hassles
associated with hardware synths. Perfect for fans of Rapture, the FXpansion
Synth Squad Elite Pack features three modeled synths-Strobe, Amber, and
Cypher created from meticulously engineered circuit models and designed from
the ground up to take all the abuse you can dish out. 
 
 
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