[ddots-l] Re: New synth

  • From: Bryan Smart <bryansmart@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 14 Mar 2010 00:29:59 -0500

Doubt it.

That blerb didn't excite me too much. Yawn.

Anywhere, USA - for immediate release.

YetAnotherCompany.com releases world's 10,000th virtual analog modeling 
softsynth. The new mega supreme Analog Destroyer X hybrid wavetable modeling 
softsynth has all of the features that you've been missing in the other 9999 
virtual analog softsynths you already own, like flashy new graphics, 100 banks 
of unusable factory default presets made by supposedly famous electronic music 
artists from MySpace, and includes our new obscuretech modeling engine.

Many virtual analog softsynths model the actual circuits of your favorite 
classic synths. However, the new obscuretech (TM) modeling engine models the 
frustration of those old marvels. Digital synthesizers have brought great new 
sounds, but always stay so in tune and thin. No more! True realism is here with 
the new Mega Supreme Analog Destroyer X. Every three minutes, the main tuning 
frequency of the Mega Supreme Analog Destroyer X synth will automatically drift 
by a random amount that is based on the current temperature of your CPU. This 
helps to simulate that wonderful frequency beating that gave analog synths 
their character. Also available as a VST effects plug-in, the built-in 
LeakTronic effects processor recreates that essential characteristic hiss of 
amplification, and accurately simulates bleed from silent oscillators.

Do away with the clean and sterile sound of your tracks! Waste your time like 
the old pros! Party like its 1979! Order Mega Supreme Analog Destroyer X today 
for only $299. Order now. Download bandwidth is limited. 

Bryan

-----Original Message-----
From: ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:ddots-l-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On 
Behalf Of Greg Brayton
Sent: Saturday, March 13, 2010 11:52 AM
To: ddots-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [ddots-l] New synth

I got this in a news letter. Just wondering if it's accessible now, or if David 
will be scripting for it or any info any  one has reguarding this new soft 
synth.
The info on the synth is below.
 
Blurring the lines between hardware and software synths, the FXpansion Synth 
Squad Elite Pack offers incredible synth sounds, without all the hassles 
associated with hardware synths. Perfect for fans of Rapture, the FXpansion 
Synth Squad Elite Pack features three modeled synths-Strobe, Amber, and Cypher 
created from meticulously engineered circuit models and designed from the 
ground up to take all the abuse you can dish out. 
 
 
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